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笑话两则

两头牛在一起吃草。青牛问黑牛:“喂!大黑牛,你的草是什么味道?”黑牛道:“草莓味!”青牛靠过来吃了一口,愤怒地喊到“你这个大黑牛,骗我!”黑牛轻蔑地看他一眼,回道:“笨蛋,我说草没味,你耳朵有问题还是咋地。”
中午跟同事在食堂吃饭的时候看着电视新闻,他转头问我知不知道什么是外交理论。我脑子里瞬间思维大爆炸,闪过什么“弱国无外交”、什么“和平共处五项原则”、甚至是什么“黑暗森林法则”。同时我很诧异不知道什么时候,他知识水平竟变得如此渊博,正当我沉浸在为自己的无知而感到愧疚的时候,他指着这个酥饼说:“今天这个饼做的就是“外焦里嫩”。”

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