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sunpo2026 发表于 2022-4-3 10:47 只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则 1、一只鹿在路上跑，越跑越快，就变成了高速公路。 2、士兵问连长：作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火：靠，能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。 3、两个历史系老师结婚，且都是二婚，入洞房后，女出上联求下联：夜袭珍珠港，美人受惊(精)男巧对：两颗原子弹，日德(得)投降横批：二次大战！
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