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笑话三则

1.领儿子看眼科,医生是我高中同学,事先微信聊天说好要让她纠正一下儿子的不良习惯。检查完之后,她十分严肃地说:小朋友,你的视力现在已经开始出问题了,发展下去会形成高度近视。你现在要注意,手机肯定是不能看了,还要多吃蔬菜,少吃零食。还有……她低头看了一眼微信,继续说:在自己的房间睡觉……

2.买了一条渔网纹丝袜,闺蜜问我穿着怎么样,我说穿这个不敢坐下 腿累,一坐下 别人嘴累!闺蜜一阵坏笑 问为啥嘴累!于是我演示了一下 坐在凳子上!那肉肉一块一块的 都勒出来啦!闺蜜笑的嘴就没合住过 能不累吗!

3.小区门口超市老板家的小女儿在哭,我把她抱起来安慰道:“告诉叔叔谁欺负你了,叔叔干她去!”小姑娘支支吾吾的答道:“我妈妈!”刚好被老板娘听到了,老板娘走过来从我手中接过孩子说:“乖,不哭了,你爸爸出差了,三天才能回来!”我…

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